Try to win hands to transform your opponents into bimbos, but try not to become a bimbo yourself!

This game comes with optional music, a basic save system, and a cheatmode!
It also has various speed and auto settings!
We have a HUGE update! First the small stuff:
-A new character has been added: Victor! He's a farmer who wants to become a big time ranch baron
-A few minor adjustments to starting IQ values, to better reflect the actual images being used

Now, the big stuff:
-MOBILE MODE!
There is now a mobile/touchscreen friendly version on a separate page! I've had it playtested, and it seems to work!
-New epilogues! Now, all possible endings have their own epilogue, rather than just the game over endings. This was by popular request!

I hope this update was worth the wait :D